" contuse "

 [ "Contusion" ]

1: When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.

  * e.g.,  ... "OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!" 

 [ "Contused penis" ]

1: Also known as breaking your penis The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

  * e.g.,  ... Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis" 

 [ "cooch contusion" ]

1: discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??" 

 [ "anal contusion" ]

1: When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

  * e.g.,  ... Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday. 

 [ "Cooch Contusion" ]

1: Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

  * e.g.,  ... I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose) 

 [ "pulmonary contusion" ]

1: A pulmonary contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (hypoxia).

  * e.g.,  ... Pulmonary contusion should be assessed in primary survey of trauma patient. 

 [ "labial contusion" ]

1: From the latin for bruising of the vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam: My neck hurts a little.  

 [ "labial contusion" ]

2: A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion? 

 [ "labial contusion" ]

1: Latin for bruised vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?" 

 [ "labial contusion" ]

2: A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

  * e.g.,  ... Paul: "No I can't this weekend." 

 [ "Ego Contusion" ]

1: A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that must've been an ego contusion 

 [ "toe contusion" ]

1: A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

  * e.g.,  ... “I can’t go, I have a toe contusion