" contraption "

 [ "contraption" ]

1: any contrivance or device

  * e.g.,  ... That contraption will mess up the land. 

 [ "Contrapting" ]

1: Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

  * e.g.,  ... We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting. 

 [ "The Contraption" ]

1: A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too! 

 [ "contrapt" ]

1: To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

  * e.g.,  ... "Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work." 

 [ "contraption adaption" ]

1: 1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption." 2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption." 3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!" 

 [ "contraption adaption" ]

2: 2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

 [ "multi-contraptional" ]

1: Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

  * e.g.,  ... That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work. 

 [ "ass contraption" ]

1: when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

  * e.g.,  ... Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass 

 [ "penile contraption" ]

1: a penis to be exact.

  * e.g.,  ... that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption. 

 [ "penile contraption" ]

2: a man can piss out of it.

 [ "penile contraption" ]

3: when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.

 [ "penile contraption" ]

4: it is soft but may get hard if aroused.

 [ "penile contraption" ]

5: mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

 [ "Smell Contraption" ]

1: Synonym for incense.

  * e.g.,  ... I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store! 

 [ "Colin Contraption" ]

1: In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"