" contiguous "

 [ "contiguous" ]

1:  2 things beside one another

  * e.g.,  ... She and the hobo were contiguous on Monday at that date place with the candles. 

 [ "contiguous" ]

2:  A lack of sex, 2 bodies close in proximity but no fun.

 [ "contigue" ]

1: From the latin, con; meaning against, and the ancient spanish, tigue; (pronounced "gwe") which has unlimited and infinite meaning. In and of itself it cannot be labeled with a single meaning, but occasionally can be overheard from a distance in Spanish speakers' conversations. *Note* If you want to sound like a native Spanish speaker, throw in a "contigue" every now and then.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "blah blah blah blah, um, blah blah, contigue." 

 [ "contiguity theory" ]

1: A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal). Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism. Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.

  * e.g.,  ... Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism. That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity. 

 [ "pan-contiguity" ]

1: A state in which an object with uncountable parts is at a right angle to a second object with uncountable parts.

  * e.g.,  ... Pan-contiguity implies the phenomenon of injecture. In other words, pan-contiguity says that reality is an open system. Pan-contiguity says that reality has an uncountable number of injectures; right angles created by the orientation of uncountable sets of two objects each with uncountable parts. 

 [ "contiguity theory" ]

1: A theory of bijective conformalism (co-imperative contingency) that self-referentializes Einstein's theory of relativity and Godel's theory of incompleteness.

  * e.g.,  ... Contiguity theory unites incompleteness and relativity. 

 [ "contiguous United States" ]

1: All of the connected United States. The lower 48. Excludes Alaska and Hawaii.

  * e.g.,  ... Free shipping to the contiguous United States. 

 [ "contiguity" ]

1: Metastate in which shared surfaces are stipulated as enclosed. Impossible to prove in terms of language (structural convergence). Implies cohomorphism or internal duality (disymmetry).

  * e.g.,  ... Contiguity creates internally closed surfaces. This is called conformalism. Conformalism is built on structural symmetry (structural duality). It is impossible to prove a bijective (contingent imperative) relationship between contiguity and conformalism using structural convergence (linguistics). 

 [ "Contiguous Sonder" ]

1: The realization that your environment beyond just people, animals, or objects affects you indirectly, and that everything around you possesses a form of independent existence or influence.

  * e.g.,  ... Walking through the forest, I was struck with a profound sense of contiguous sonder. I realized that not just people but the animals, even the trees live lives of their own that affect me on ways I don't understand 

 [ "pan-contiguity" ]

1: The idea that reality has surface-area.

  * e.g.,  ... Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU. One-tau is God.