" conquest "

 [ "conquest" ]

1:  n. a person who has acceded to sexual arousal and permitted intercourse;

  * e.g.,  ... Most of Tyrone's conquests occurred by just chillin' to the wee hours of the morning with any babe he liked, who eventually grew tired and sleepy, and just chucked her clothes. 

 [ "conquest" ]

2:  n. the act of giving into intercourse after being harried into it under duress but not by brute force.

 [ "conquest" ]

1: A stunning car of the 80's, aka Mitsubishi Starion.

  * e.g.,  ... "Woah, check out that horn looking Conquest!" 

 [ "conquest" ]

2: A very rare and unique car, definately of a kind

 [ "conquest" ]

1: either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below

  * e.g.,  ... kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting. 

 [ "conquest" ]

2: a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.

  * e.g.,  ... lindsay: conquest her! 

 [ "Conquested" ]

1: A person you have previously had casual sex with.

  * e.g.,  ... "I haven't conquested that one yet but she's on the list." 

 [ "Conquester" ]

1: People who break the rules of the New York City Transit Authority for their own benefit. This is usually illegal, as it involves stealing MTA property, and/or trespassing. This includes breaking into the cabs of subway trains, peeling stickers off of buses, or changing the route signage on trains without permission. It also often causes confusion in the system. Conquesters don't usually admit their wrongdoings, and usually claim to be "civilized transit enthusiasts."

  * e.g.,  ... Foamer: *removes poster from subway station for an active service change* Railfan: OMFG YOU CONQUESTER! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THE POSTER!?! Foamer: It's for the collection. Now leave me alone, since I'm just trying to enjoy the trains and I don't need your ass annoying me. 

 [ "conquest pound" ]

1: When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement. Usually used after two to three light beers. Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound. 

 [ "1st conquest" ]

1: A 1st Conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the X's in one's Black Book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that ass. It can only be considered a 1st CONQUEST if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).

  * e.g.,  ... She was my 1st Conquest. 

 [ "Couch Conquest" ]

1: A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor. 

 [ "Urethra Conquest" ]

1: The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

  * e.g.,  ... "If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!" 

 [ "Creature Conquest" ]

1: A roblox monster-collecting game that uses 2D sprites.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you played Creature Conquest yet? I heard they have over 300 creatures!