" conjunct "

 [ "Conjunctivitis" ]

1: Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

  * e.g.,  ... "Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis" "That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face" 

 [ "conjunction" ]

1: Somethning that joins/connects or a simultaneous occurrence of events.

  * e.g.,  ... I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents. 

 [ "conjunction" ]

2: Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.

 [ "conjunctivitis" ]

1: Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's do it" 

 [ "conjunctivitis" ]

2: Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

  * e.g.,  ... "Can't... I have conjunctivitis" 

 [ "conjunctivitis" ]

3: Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yucky" 

 [ "conjunctivitis" ]

1: taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis". 

 [ "Conjunctivitis" ]

1: Justin biebers eye

  * e.g.,  ... When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis 

 [ "Subordinating Conjunctions" ]

1: A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.

  * e.g.,  ... Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after. 

 [ "Conjunction Vitus" ]

1:  Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.  

 [ "Conjunction Vitus" ]

2:  Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.

  * e.g.,  ... Yep, that sounds like him! 

 [ "Conjunction Vitus" ]

3: No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool

 [ "spanish conjunction" ]

1: it is when a people (s) is in a public area and completely surrounded by people of spanish decent, only speaking spanish.

  * e.g.,  ... dude, 

 [ "american conjunctivitis" ]

1: The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

  * e.g.,  ... I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear? 

 [ "Conjunction Junction" ]

1: The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.

  * e.g.,  ... Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...