" conjoins "

 [ "conjoined twin" ]

1: Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate. 

 [ "Conjoined Conception" ]

1: A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum. The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

  * e.g.,  ... After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception. 

 [ "conjoined twinophilia" ]

1: kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh

  * e.g.,  ... Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot! 

 [ "conjoined twinophilia" ]

2:  n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

  * e.g.,  ... (Conjoined twinophilia) 

 [ "conjoined twits" ]

1: when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas. Followers

  * e.g.,  ... Jedward are conjoined twits Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits. Everyone: yes they were 

 [ "conjoined balls" ]

1: When you only have one good ball or testicle.

  * e.g.,  ... He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it. 

 [ "Conjoined twins" ]

1: Usually pertaining to a couple that is always together..AKA ct

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: there goes Bryan and Mandy they are always together  

 [ "conjoined twin" ]

1: siamese twin

 [ "Conjoined Twins" ]

1: The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey Ellie, my girlfriend wanted to try doing conjoined twins tonight, you still up for that threesome?” “Only if I get to be the left side!” 

 [ "conjoined twin" ]

1: A Pair of sad MOFOs that are stuck together

  * e.g.,  ... i saw a conjoined twin pissing out of the same #$#!@. 

 [ "conjoined twin myslexia" ]

1: A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist. In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP). Please note:

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder." 

 [ "conjoined twin myslexia" ]

2: "conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.