" conferments "

 [ "conference" ]

1: Smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. Generally done when participating in a group effort or task. To share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or associates in a secluded area.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris, Adam, Sam, & I are having a backstage conference at NearFest, would you care to join us? 

 [ "confer" ]

1: Compare different views.

  * e.g.,  ... After watching the skater perform, the judges took 10 minutes to confer before announcing their score. 

 [ "conference" ]

1: a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

  * e.g.,  ... bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference? 

 [ "conference" ]

1: Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

  * e.g.,  ... Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?" 

 [ "Conference" ]

1: The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of

  * e.g.,  ... Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week? 

 [ "conference whore" ]

1: A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar. 

 [ "conference whore" ]

1: A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting! 

 [ "conference depression" ]

1: Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad

  * e.g.,  ... Dude what's up with him 

 [ "Conference Claw" ]

1: When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

  * e.g.,  ... I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night. 

 [ "Man Conference" ]

1: A fast action council of bros to make fast decisions, crowd source opinions. Usually occur to decide where to go out to dinner or who to ban from the inner circle.

  * e.g.,  ... That asshat was a total narc so we held a man conference to ban him from the apartment for good.