" confectionary "

 [ "Stupendous Confectionary" ]

1: After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

  * e.g.,  ... Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’ 

 [ "confectionary drive-by" ]

1: When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

  * e.g.,  ... "oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?" 

 [ "Stupendous Confectionary" ]

1: Think of this as the Gucci version of the rinsed Poundland term sweet one. Stupendous confectionery is an exaggerated term used to compliment people nowadays.

  * e.g.,  ... Jay: Ayo pree that ting over there she’s sweet ahlie. Tyrique: yhhhh bro coming like one stupendous confectionary 

 [ "Scrumptious Confectionary" ]

1: When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

  * e.g.,  ... William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary? 

 [ "Stupendous confectionary" ]

1: A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling 

 [ "confectionary distributor of the anal variety" ]

1: Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

  * e.g.,  ... Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."