" condiment "

 [ "Condiment" ]

1: An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

  * e.g.,  ... A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog? B: Sure, ketchup or mustard? 

 [ "condimental" ]

1: To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

  * e.g.,  ... Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?" 

 [ "condimental" ]

2: When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".

  * e.g.,  ... Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental." 

 [ "Condiments" ]

1: The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm really in the mood for some condiments" 

 [ "condiment thief" ]

1: A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

  * e.g.,  ... Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal. Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs? Doug: Yeah... Mikey: What a fuckin' prick 

 [ "Social condiments" ]

1: Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

  * e.g.,  ... I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments. 

 [ "condiment king" ]

1: one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: hey, you wanna see something? 

 [ "Condiment Salad" ]

1: When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar. They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish. The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner. The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set. Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing. 

 [ "sleeping condiments" ]

1: Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth. 

 [ "Condimental Divide" ]

1: When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!" 

 [ "Condimental Divide" ]

2: -As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good." 

 [ "condimental drift" ]

1: The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

  * e.g.,  ... Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?