" computation "

 [ "Computer" ]

1: Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

  * e.g.,  ... On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers. 

 [ "Computical" ]

1: Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

  * e.g.,  ... We have a lot of computical equipment. 

 [ "Computer" ]

1: A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

  * e.g.,  ... I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old! 

 [ "Computer" ]

1: The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

  * e.g.,  ... The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code. 

 [ "Computers" ]

1: The answer to every single question.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy: How do they make cheese? 

 [ "computator" ]

1: Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer. May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

  * e.g.,  ... {From a TV spot for portable generators}: Got a new incinerator, 

 [ "computer" ]

1: A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

  * e.g.,  ...  Viruses 

 [ "Computer" ]

1: A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

  * e.g.,  ... Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet. 

 [ "Computer" ]

1: What you are on now

  * e.g.,  ... You are on the computer now 

 [ "computer" ]

1: the thing people use to:

  * e.g.,  ... I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O. 

 [ "computer" ]

2:  Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites

 [ "computer" ]

3:  download porn

 [ "computer" ]

4:  illegally download music

 [ "computer" ]

5:  play games

 [ "computer" ]

6:  and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com