" communists "

 [ "communists" ]

1: Then: Scary, godless cult working with Soviet Russia to take away our freedom Now: Cynical fifteen-year-olds with an Internet connection

  * e.g.,  ... There's no reason to be scared of communists anymore. 

 [ "communists" ]

1: Like democracy, socialism, marxism, and other forms of government, a form where the ruling class claims to give power to the majority (the people, working class, whatever), while instead, devoting it to themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... China is a communist state. 

 [ "communists" ]

2: The concept of communism, just like the concept of democracy, would work fine if it was not corrupt, or if it did what it claimed is stood for.

 [ "communists" ]

1: A political and economic system that rejects the concept of personal ownership of property in favour of having all the wealth in the government's hands, and supplying necessary, and possibly luxury, goods to the population according to the individual's, and the mass's, needs.

  * e.g.,  ... "To each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs" ~ Exert from the Communist Manifesto. 

 [ "communists" ]

2: This system is inefficient on a larger scale because of greediness and sloth, as in, many people taking more than they need and giving less than they can, although in a Kibbutz, or commune, this system is fairly efficient when coupled with some lenience regarding personal property (As in, allowing the capitalist based system of currency, but still keeping the economy run exclusively by the Kibbutz or commune management).

  * e.g.,  ... The communist party garners the working class vote through promises of equality. 

 [ "communists" ]

1: Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it. 

 [ "communists" ]

1: see-- faggot

  * e.g.,  ... allen oh is a commie bastard north korean 

 [ "communists" ]

2: synonems --- pita puffer, rod polisher, ass pirate, cock sucker, ass loggers, butt munchers, fudge packer, ass hunter, dick licker, stool pusher

 [ "The Communist" ]

1: A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.

  * e.g.,  ... Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist. Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain? Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us. 

 [ "communist" ]

1: Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement). Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be? What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.

  * e.g.,  ... Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad 

 [ "Communist" ]

1: A type of humans who will treat their neighbour as a parents but treat their parents as a beggar

  * e.g.,  ... We don't need communist anymore 

 [ "Communist" ]

1: A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.

  * e.g.,  ... Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr. Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right? Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C 

 [ "communist" ]

1: How old people in Alabama and possibly in other Southern states insult younger people.

  * e.g.,  ... My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?