" comatose "

 [ "comatose" ]

1: What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose! 

 [ "comatose" ]

1: a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

  * e.g.,  ... man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean 

 [ "comatose" ]

1: to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day. 

 [ "Comatose" ]

1: adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"

  * e.g.,  ... He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin 

 [ "Comatose" ]

2: 2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"

 [ "Comatose" ]

3: Source: WordNet ® 0, © 2003 Princeton University

 [ "Comatose" ]

1: To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

  * e.g.,  ... Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose. 

 [ "Comatose" ]

1: One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!

  * e.g.,  ... "DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!" 

 [ "Comatosed" ]

1: "The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

  * e.g.,  ... Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed! 

 [ "Comatose" ]

1:  In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma

  * e.g.,  ... "My heart is Comatose, Comtose." 

 [ "Comatose" ]

2:  Numb or Numbing Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn

 [ "comatosed" ]

1: to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

  * e.g.,  ... A: Yo go wake him up! 

 [ "Comatose" ]

1: A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

  * e.g.,  ... "My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."