" colonize "

 [ "colonize" ]

1: Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!

  * e.g.,  ... If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER. 

 [ "colonize" ]

1: to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.

  * e.g.,  ... I colonized Mandy!! 

 [ "colon" ]

1: An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.

  * e.g.,  ... My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell. 

 [ "colon colon" ]

1: Possibly the worst Spanish teacher ever, a period with colon colon comprises of: watchign her butt waddle, every once in a while screaming "guys!", handing out twenty different packets and calling it teaching, and teaching Spanish I to a Spanish II class

  * e.g.,  ... Hey colon colon, if you ever read this feel free to go to hell 

 [ "Colonized" ]

1: When a white guy dates a black girl

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?" 

 [ "Colonization" ]

1: Conquering of someone's anus; portmanteau of colon and colonization.

  * e.g.,  ... Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole." 

 [ "colonic" ]

1: The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I had a colonic yesterday after I ate taco bell for lunch. My asshole is still on fire! 

 [ "colonic" ]

2: The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.

 [ "colonic" ]

3: You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.

 [ "colonic" ]

4: WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).

 [ "colonic" ]

5: Can also be called: explosive diarrhea

 [ "colon" ]

1: The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

  * e.g.,  ... My colon is feelin' great, thank you! 

 [ "Colonizer" ]

1: A derogatory term used to describe white people, Caucasians, or people of European decent. See also:

  * e.g.,  ... “Don’t touch that, colonizer.” 

 [ "Colonizer" ]

2: •Honky

 [ "Colonizer" ]

3: •Cracker

 [ "Colonizer" ]

4: •Karen (An entitled white woman). The term’s origin can be attributed to the long history of European conquest; and the assimilation of non-European lands, people, and cultures. However, the term was recently popularized by Disney in the Marvel film Black Panther.

 [ "Colonizer" ]

1: A person of Caucasian origins who is not helping to improve life for the people of color in the 21st century (mainly African Americans). They see nothing wrong with a events such as segregation, slavery, and the wars started in Africa due to the ridiculous ways of trade with whites.

  * e.g.,  ... "Shut up daquan, go pick some cotton." "Fuck you colonizer, wakanda forever" *Tribal music begins to play*