" cockblock "

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1: A special door that keeps male chickens from entering a henhouse.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, that rooster is trying to get at the hens, but the cockblock is keeping him out!" 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1:  To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

  * e.g.,  ...  Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass. 

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2:  Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

  * e.g.,  ...  OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock. 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday

  * e.g.,  ... whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day? yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1:  To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

  * e.g.,  ... I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me. 

 [ "cockblock" ]

2:  abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.

  * e.g.,  ... She is cockblocking you bro. 

 [ "cockblock" ]

2: A situation that obstructs; an obstacle

 [ "cockblock" ]

3: An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person

  * e.g.,  ... Randy was a cockblock because he told Jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for sex. 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: To fully understand the ways of a clockblock, one must set a scenario. Ok, say you've been out all night hanging with this girl, and can sense that you are mere seconds away from going upstairs too hook up with her. Here comes your good buddy cockblock. His drunk, attention-needing self jumps right into the picture and tells your woman how beautiful she is, then throws up all over her. Instead of giving you a quality BJ, she drives old Cockblock home, leaving you by your lonesome to jerk off all night.

  * e.g.,  ... Male: You have really pretty eyes. 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

  * e.g.,  ... a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.

  * e.g.,  ... Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet. 

 [ "cockblock" ]

1: A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.

  * e.g.,  ... John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show