" cockade "

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1:  According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."

  * e.g.,  ...  Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle. 

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2:  A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:

  * e.g.,  ...  Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself... 

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3:  a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)

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4:  b. Sugar

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5:  c. Squeezed lemon juice

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6:  d. Stir with your cock

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7:  e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)

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8:  f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes

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9:  g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

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1: A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

  * e.g.,  ... He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him! 

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1: When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

  * e.g.,  ... when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines) 

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1: A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

  * e.g.,  ... Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts? 

 [ "Cockadeer" ]

1: A rooster 🐓 crossed with a deer 🦌

  * e.g.,  ... The cockadeer nearly took flight after eating that grain. 

 [ "Skin cockade" ]

1: A women (or non-hairy) butthole.

  * e.g.,  ... I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week 

 [ "Cockade Blockade" ]

1: An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"