" closer "

 [ "closer" ]

1: in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

  * e.g.,  ... - "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened." 

 [ "closer" ]

1: someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch 

 [ "closer" ]

1: The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

  * e.g.,  ... Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight. You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer… Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom! 

 [ "closer" ]

1: The song that put Nine Inch Nails on the map.

  * e.g.,  ... You get me closer to God. 

 [ "closer" ]

1: Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party. 

 [ "closer" ]

1: an awesoem song by nine inch nails that could be used as a pick up line

  * e.g.,  ... bob- "I wanna fuck you like an animal" 

 [ "closer" ]

1: An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Closer Quotes: 

 [ "closer" ]

1: Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party. 

 [ "Closer" ]

1: Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

  * e.g.,  ... "I wanna fuck you like an animal; 

 [ "Closer" ]

1: Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.

  * e.g.,  ... The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.