" chronology "

 [ "Chronology" ]

1: Schedule of events

  * e.g.,  ... The deaths were matached up in chronology. :D 

 [ "chronological" ]

1: Adj. - Derived from the word "chronic" - Often used in describing nights of excessive drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Yo Jeff, that work out was chronological 

 [ "chronological" ]

2: 1) Of a nature that is chronic

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I cant wait for the Clemson-USC game, thats going to be chronological. 

 [ "chronological" ]

3: 2) Awesome, super, neat-o, or sweet

  * e.g.,  ... 3) We're going to this mexican bar called Los Bravos tonight, and its going to be chronological. 

 [ "chronological" ]

4: 3) describes a night where you drink so much you black out.

 [ "Chronological Liam" ]

1: A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.

  * e.g.,  ... Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.” 

 [ "Postmodern Chronology" ]

1: The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

  * e.g.,  ... I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury. 

 [ "Modern chronology" ]

1: My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

  * e.g.,  ... Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it. 

 [ "chronologically enhanced" ]

1: From the number of years she'd been on the planet the advantages over her younger colleagues was obvious. Age is an enhancement.

  * e.g.,  ... She was chronologically enhanced, not the fastest player on the field but the smartest and most wiley. 

 [ "Chronological Respect" ]

1: A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

  * e.g.,  ... The boy needs to learn some chronological respect. 

 [ "Chronologically Stalking" ]

1: When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him. 

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

1: chronologically challenged

  * e.g.,  ... when did you go to my house? 

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

2: definition:

  * e.g.,  ... I was there about a month ago. 

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

3: to be unable to calculate time. To be unable to say how long ago something was.

  * e.g.,  ... My CCTV footage says you were there last week. oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged? I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago 

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

4: When did you see bob?

  * e.g.,  ... time is beyond my logical ability 

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

5: I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

6: bob aid it was yesterday.

 [ "chronologically challenged" ]

7: oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.

 [ "chronological liar" ]

1: 1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented. 2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".

  * e.g.,  ... ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?