" chivalrous "

 [ "Chivalrism" ]

1: A warped philosophy embraced by many modern day women in the Western Hemisphere (Most notably the United States). It is the combination of the concepts of Feminism and Chivalry. Basically, a woman who subscribes to this methodology wants the man to pay for the date, buy her expensive trinkets including jewelry, clothes, shoes, etc, open doors, carry her luggage etc. She also wants to be treated equal to a man in terms of pay, social and economic power etc. The problem with this is that they want equality with men for things like money and power, but when it comes to things like being held accountable for making egregious mistakes and/or errors in judgement, she shrinks back and says "I'm a woman, you can't yell at me like a man!!!" In short, these women want the power that comes with being a man, the privilege that comes with being a woman, and the responsibility of NEITHER.

  * e.g.,  ... "DAMN!!!" That's her 5th baby by 5 guys!!! I tried to tell her to stop having bastard kids, and she told me I shouldn't yell at her like a man, even though she says she strong and independent!!! Damn Chivalrism!!! "Oh Snap" She put Jon-Jon on Child Support. She's always talking about how strong and independent she is, but turns around and tries to take his paycheck. Can't she get a job since she's so damn strong?! Chivalrism is out of control!!! "Crazy Bitch"!!! She makes the same amount of money that I do, but expects ME to take her out and buy her shit, but when I ask her for something, she tells me "A real man doesn't ask a women to get him anything, a REAL man can get his own shit!!! Chivalrism is CRAZY!!! 

 [ "chivalric" ]

1: Characteristics of the word chivalry, dating back to early French Knights and tales of gallant hero's

  * e.g.,  ... They are so good together because he has chivalric ways that have been lost today... 

 [ "Chivalrous" ]

1: It’s like 69, but better. Instead of you eating the girls pussy you’re eating her ass and fingering her pussy while she’s sucking your cock. (It can be done when it’s only two girls having sex too!)

  * e.g.,  ... Have you heard of Chivalrous? Yeah it’s like 69 but it’s meant to satisfy the chick more than the guy 

 [ "chivalric" ]

1: Characteristics of the word chivalry, dating back to early French Knights and tales of gallant hero's

  * e.g.,  ... They are so good together because he has chivalric ways that have been lost today... 

 [ "chivalrous stalemate" ]

1: When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.

  * e.g.,  ... *Two people are trying to walk through a doorway* 

 [ "chivalrous idiot" ]

1: When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.

  * e.g.,  ... Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick. 

 [ "Chivalrous Death" ]

1: The act of being such a gentleman it hurts.

  * e.g.,  ... Girls need ride home from somewhere. Drives 30 miles to go pick her up for the sake of being a good guy. Chivalrous Death. 

 [ "chivalrous" ]

1: Simp

  * e.g.,  ... I am a simp so that makes me chivalrous