" cemetery "

 [ "cemetery" ]

1: Something that people are dying to get into.

  * e.g.,  ... Look, it's the cemetery. I bet people are dying to get in there. 

 [ "cemetery" ]

1: place where all dem dead people sleep

  * e.g.,  ... i burried grama pearl in the cemetery 

 [ "cemetery" ]

1: A girl who's had an abortion

  * e.g.,  ... me nuh care fe sandra, she ah walking cemetery 

 [ "Cemetery" ]

1: Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along? 

 [ "Cemetery Gates" ]

1: Song by Pantera. Seven minutes long, fifth track of Cowboys from Hell. Often considered one of the greatest songs by Pantera.

  * e.g.,  ... The lyrics of Cemetery Gates: 

 [ "Gnarlington cemetery" ]

1: Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter. So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX. **: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world. But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.

  * e.g.,  ... "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes." Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery. 

 [ "cemetery pockets" ]

1: A metaphorical noun that describes a drug dealer as wealthy because he has so much money he must hide it, usually by digging a hole underground. The term is generally used by people of African descent and was popularized by OJ Da Juiceman. Drug dealers bury their large sums of money in hidden locations because if they got caught selling drugs (normally crack cocaine), their money would be seized by the law. They do not have the option of putting it in banks as that would attract suspicion, nor can they keep all their money in one place (like at the trap house), so they dig holes and hide their shit.

  * e.g.,  ... That negro got cemetery pockets, son. I wish I had cemetery pockets like that black man OJ Da Juiceman. 

 [ "Pet Cemetery" ]

1: A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back! 

 [ "bong cemetery" ]

1: When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

  * e.g.,  ... me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink" 

 [ "Cemetery Porn" ]

1: The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

  * e.g.,  ... "I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"