" celebrant "

 [ "celebrities" ]

1: They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.

  * e.g.,  ... Celebrities suck. Yeah. 

 [ "celebrity" ]

1: A lucky slacker multi-millionaire. Rarely has more talent than you or me

  * e.g.,  ... J.Lo 

 [ "celebrity" ]

1: The least useful type of job there is available for anyone to do, they make money 10x the amount of money in a day any average person can make in his life and contribute nothing to humanity other than giving people entertainment that cost more than the minimum wage for one hour

  * e.g.,  ... People who get money for their look should really work in a steel mill for 2 years 

 [ "celebrity" ]

2: There are some celebrities that are actually good like people who save someone or develop theroies, medicine and technology to help the rest of humanity

 [ "celebration" ]

1: a party or a gathering of any people for reasons that are usually happy where the poeple interact and generally have a good time. a celebration can be for a birthday, holiday, promotion. celebrations can also be for no reason other then to see friends.

  * e.g.,  ... Person one: hey i am haveing a pool party wanna come? 

 [ "celebrity" ]

1: simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

  * e.g.,  ... normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death." 

 [ "celebrity" ]

1: The reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don't need and they get millions of dollars for. 90% of America's wealth belongs to 1% of the population. If these people weren't so spoiled and gave some money to the poor, we might not have as many bums and hobos and families on the streets.

  * e.g.,  ... Celebrities are worthless. 

 [ "celebrity" ]

1: spoiled junkies hoarding all their cash living in 200 bedroom mansions with personal servants and everything, self obsessed,caring only about their own wealth, and getting married/getting divorced about 10 times a year. Sure some celebrities have talent, but do they really deserve 10 million bucks a year because of how they look?

  * e.g.,  ... celebrities are overated and dont deserve fame, money, or anything else they take for granted, such as getting an airplane for christmas or owning 4 ferarris. stupid celebrity 

 [ "celebrity" ]

2: consider this, lindsay lohan is an actress whos job it is to play someone in a movie, but your next door neighbor is a fireman whos job it is to save lives. Which do you think is harder to do, putting your life on the line to save other people, or pretending to be someone your not? Now think about this, who gets paid about 30 times as much as the other person?

 [ "celebrity" ]

3: now think about this, a few years ago some guy saved another guy who was trapped in the subway rails by lying on him and pushing him to the floor, now that took some guts, while on the same day, jennifer lopez just came out with a new hit album two weeks later, the guy who saved someones life is forgotten, but people are still gossiping and saying how jennifers album is so "hot" in fact, years from now were STILL talking about how jennifer lopez is a great singer/actress/skank whatever

 [ "Celebrity" ]

1: Just a regular person with lots of money and lots of attention.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack, "Would you consider me a celebrity?" 

 [ "Celebrity" ]

1: Could be considered to be a concept or perhaps an illness or condition.

  * e.g.,  ... Posh Spice: a celebrity so helplessly self-absorbed that her own promotion is all she has left.  

 [ "Celebrity" ]

2: It is important to distinguish between someone who is just famous and someone who is a celebrity however, the two are not mutually exclusive. Someone who is famous is merely well-known whereas a celebrity is someone who engages in celebrity behaviour, for example, appearing in “Celebrity” magazines such as OK and Hello in pictures designed to show how fabulously wealthy/good looking they are; appearing in magazines under such articles titles as “How I lost 50 pounds in 4 days!” or “How I overcame some kind of heartbreak!” like any evolved, thinking person gives a shit. For Christ’s sake, how insecure are these people.

  * e.g.,  ... J-Lo: The one human being in the world upon which I would gladly wish death.  

 [ "Celebrity" ]

3: Celebrities are confused. They have lost sight of what important in life i.e. spiritual fulfilment and well being of all people, and now cling to their own celebrity status as though it is that which keeps them alive. It has become the sickly sweet teat from which they must be constantly nourished in order to feel like a functioning member of society whereas in fact they are a plague on the society they crave acceptance from or a feeling of belonging to. We would all be better off if they just went away.

  * e.g.,  ... To name but two from an endless list consisting of unmitigated sewage constantly poluting our precious, precious world with their own bile. 

 [ "Celebrity" ]

4: Theirs is indeed a cruel fate: their status suggests to them importance and acceptance yet they are simply one of too many soulless ciphers existing in some kind of sub-human circle of self-perpetuating self-promotion.

 [ "celebrity" ]

1:  Modern day monarch.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!" 

 [ "celebrity" ]

2:  Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."

  * e.g.,  ...  "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity." 

 [ "celebrity" ]

3:  Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."