" caveat "

 [ "caveat" ]

1: A warning or caution. Used by piece-of-shit A-holes at work who try to sound important in meetings to cover up their utter incompetence.

  * e.g.,  ... If that fuckin' douchebag says "caveat" one more time, I'm gonna kick him in the taint. Fuckin' choad. 

 [ "Caveat" ]

1: You would know wouldn't you Dr. JeepJorp? About lying?

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' 🤣 Hahaha! What!? How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!" 

 [ "Caveat" ]

1: Verb. To consume an item of food in one mouthful whilst yawning.

  * e.g.,  ... "High levels of donut caveating may be observed at board meetings." 

 [ "Caveat Dorito" ]

1: Beware skinny girls who like junk food

  * e.g.,  ... Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny 

 [ "caveat emptor" ]

1: Caveat Emptor is latin for "let the buyer beware" and is the basic idea that a buyer should closely examine every item and purchase they make as if they are about to be ripped off, making purchasing safer.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave my credit card number to some website to purchase something and the owner charged up my card. Well, as they say; Caveat Emptor. 

 [ "Caveat Stoner" ]

1: A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

  * e.g.,  ... Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc 

 [ "caveat lector" ]

1: (LATIN) "let the reader beware"

  * e.g.,  ... Abu Yahya is a brilliant writer and exceptionally good-looking. He's thoughtful and detail-oriented, and gives a good foot-rub. CAVEAT LECTOR: I am Abu Yahya. 

 [ "Caveat Emptor" ]

1: Latin for a Tuff Tittie...

  * e.g.,  ... Steven Colbert: Caveat Emptor or Latin for a Tuff tittie... 

 [ "Caveat Creeptor." ]

1: Used to pre-emptively make a question or comment non-creepy.

  * e.g.,  ... Joey: "Caveat Creeptor.": If you're still feeling sick I can come around and give you some medicine" Sarah: "Yeh come around, you're not creepy at all". 

 [ "Caveat" ]

1: WISCONSINITES!!

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Unless it doesn't align with my interests... That last one? Obviously do whatever aligns with my interests and not just the thing I just said. There's the caveat."