" carabineers "

 [ "carabiner" ]

1: the actual spelling of the device used to "clip" things together. not carribeaner. the device's use also goes back further than mountain climbing, as the word originated from the german word for "hook for a carbine", carbine being a firearm similar to a rifle.

  * e.g.,  ... hey bob, are you aware that most people are ignorant of, and most likely don't even care about, the proper spelling of "carabiner"? 

 [ "carabine" ]

1: Carabineis a slang term for labia, thought not many people know it's true origins. Not many people use this word, as it really is an underground word. It can be quite offensive when used in the right context.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: My mom has a carabine. 

 [ "Carabiner" ]

1: A group of at least six Mexicans in a given location.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at those carabiners outside the hardware store. 

 [ "Carabiner" ]

1: kar-uh-bee-ner n. The Mexican equivalent to a care bear. v. The act of transporting illegal immigrants from Mexico to the United States.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Is your daughter watching a Spanish show?" "Yes, it's a fantastic new children's series called 'The Carabiners'". I was short on cash last month, so I pulled off a carabiner. 

 [ "carabin" ]

1: (care-uh-bean) verb. To flail yourself off of a high surface with a rope attached to yourself as your only hope of survival.

  * e.g.,  ... man, I was carabin-ing the other day... that's such an adrenaline rush... 

 [ "carabin" ]

2: associated with rock climbing

 [ "carabin" ]

3: and pirates of the carabiner....

 [ "carabiner" ]

1: Auto-fellatio, the act of a male sucking or licking his own cock, from the overall shape of the body, like a locked carabiner.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a rare guy who can go full carabiner and get past the glans! 

 [ "carabiner punk" ]

1: a subgenre of punk that combines the musical styles of punk, emo, and folk. lyrics contain themes of nostalgia, growing up, and some unintentionally existentialist philosophies. Some bands in the genre include Slaughter Beach Dog, Pinegrove, and Oso Oso.

  * e.g.,  ... What music do you like? Carabiner punk. 

 [ "The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée" ]

1: Tools needed, a stitches, a blow torch, NO ANESTHETIC First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.

  * e.g.,  ... Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again??? Me: How’d you know? Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again! 

 [ "Carabiner" ]

1: An accessory lesbians add to the fit to identify each other. Symbol of lesbianism.

  * e.g.,  ... You sure she lesbian? 

 [ "The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée" ]

1: Tools needed:

  * e.g.,  ... Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night? Me: How did you know? Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again! 

 [ "The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée" ]

2: A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.