" raiders "

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1: a badass team from cali that couldnt careless about the nfl or there rules.

  * e.g.,  ... when the raiders get a ton of penalities in a game and dont give a shit. 

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1:  A football team from Oakland that moved to LA, and then back to Oakland...no one seemed to notice.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 - Wow look at that Raiderfan's outfit, crazy. 

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2:  Raider's fans will dress up insanely weird and a little creepy, despite how much their team sucks. I gotta give em loyalty.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2 - Yeah, too bad he looks like an idiot, they lost 52- 

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1: a team who has got 53-36-2 record versus broncos, 54-36-2 record versus the chargers, 6-4-0 versus 49ers

  * e.g.,  ... Raider hater: raiders suck 

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2: and a winning record against 28 of the 31 NFL teams they have played. also the only team to be in superbowls in three different decades.

  * e.g.,  ... Raider fan: raiders have beat you more times than you have beat the raiders. how do the raiders suck 

 [ "raiders" ]

1: An NFL team and fashion phenomenon from Oakland, California (a real dump of a town by the way, it is inhabited mostly by people who moved there from Stockton to "make it" and will be moving back to Stockton again in a few months or so). This team is more famous for it's merchandise and logo than for its skill on the football field. While there are a lot of die hard, psychotic fans with fetishes for spikes and chain mail who are very in touch with the team and the sport, the average person you see wearing Raider gear hasn't the first clue about football, the team, or the spirit of the Raider nation.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: Gangbangers wear Raider shit all the time, usually in a fully coordinated outfit with a $20 Reebok hat (too bad they wear it so low over their eyes that they can't see that their team sucks), a $300 dollar Reebok jersey, a $200 dollar Reebok jacket, and a $40 pair of Reebok swetpants (Yeah, I said it, a 40 dollar pair of SWEATPANTS! These are the same people who will bitch about how the man is keeping them down and they can't get a break in life and get "dey papuh tuhgevuh"). Ask them who the starting quarterback is, and they'll tell you "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!" 

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1: A shitty football team from a town from the East Bay that used to rock in the 60's, 70's and early 80's, but hasn't won shit in over 20 years. Run by a wrinkled old beeatch named Al Davis, AKA Alholio.

  * e.g.,  ... The Raiders got their ass whooped. 

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1: Oakland Raiders. Odds are that a Raiders fan will either be a mexican cholo, a WT (white trash), or a parolee. Raiders fans need to don their bizarre B-movie, science-fiction-like costumes in order to validate their pathetic, minimum-wage earning existence.

  * e.g.,  ... Good thing those scumbags left Los Angeles. 

 [ "raiders" ]

1: A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year

  * e.g.,  ... Hmmm.. what a surprise, 4 more Oakland Raiders got suspended for steroids! 

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1: nfl team whose fanbase feels the need to make themselves look like extras from Star Trek. Well, with intelligence like that, theres really not much more you can do but entertain the masses.

  * e.g.,  ... al davis makes me laugh like no other 

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1:  The favorite professional football team of illegal aliens and criminals everywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to a Raiders game two weeks ago and barely heard English being spoken, and talk about thugs, criminals, and drug dealers!! If you quized the fans of every pro football team regarding the rules of football and whether they, as fans, ever played organized football-the Raiders fans would rank at the bottom. I've never seen so many insecure overcompensating males. Read up on Frued's theories on compensatation. 

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2:  A Majoirty of Radiers fans have never even played organized sports at anytime in their lives. These are fans who didn't even play sports in high school because they dropped out or attended "escuela" south of the border. The most unknowledgable sports fans in the world-freakin retard non-jocks!! Want to solve the illegal alien problem--close the gates to during a Raiders game and run an ICE sweep.

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1: A team with fans who started liking the Raiders just because they had nice uniforms.

  * e.g.,  ... 49ers Super Bowl wins: 5 

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2: Thanks to Joe, Steve, Jerry, and Ronnie. Fuck the Raiders.

  * e.g.,  ... Raiders Super Bowl wins: 3