" capitulates "

 [ "Capitulate" ]

1: To pet your cat in a certain way.

  * e.g.,  ... When Jon used capitulate grooming on Ashlie and Nick, they both purred, as Uni, his dog, growled. 

 [ "capitulate" ]

1: To surrender.

  * e.g.,  ... I think the word capitulate is french. 

 [ "Capitulate" ]

1: To insincerely concede in a pointless argument, in spite of a perfectly valid counterpoint or factual assertion

  * e.g.,  ... After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story. 

 [ "Capitulate" ]

1: To defecate on one's own person /inside clothing. To lose control of one's bowel function.

  * e.g.,  ... Laura just capitulated. 

 [ "Capitulation Amy" ]

1: When a thin blonde's inner conflict over interracial romance gets the best of her. Usually indicated by random fits of rage or her ankles reaching for the ceiling.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy#1: Amber just went off on Jake. She call you? 

 [ "Capitulate" ]

1: Better than "BOW to the tyrant." It's like the fancy version of "kowtowing."

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Don't capitulate to HIM! Capitulate to ME! And not ME Hym but-Oh shit... Wait... Yes ME Hym but not HIM him? Yeah... Or wait... I mean... Don't NOT capitulate to ME Hym and Don't capitulate to HIM him... Right!?" 

 [ "Capitulate" ]

1: 1) France's national sport. 2) To become someone's bitch. 3) To have a piece of clothing turn white due to a stain of bleach or similar chemical products.

  * e.g.,  ... In 1815, after the battle of Waterloo, Napoleon Bonaparte was forced to capitulate for a second time, putting a definitive end to the Napoleonic Era. John got bitchslapped so hard he capitulated and started calling his cellmate daddy. I was trying to clean the house while watching the finals yesterday, ended up capitulating my shirt.