" capacities "

 [ "Capac" ]

1: Verb, to cause death by collision"

  * e.g.,  ... You just capac'd my car 

 [ "Capac" ]

1: a town full of shit talker... somewhere where everyone does really know your name, and where you live, and what your doing, and the last person you slept with.. ect.. ect.. people actually meet for breakfast just to talk about other people in the town...

  * e.g.,  ... where you from??? 

 [ "Capac" ]

2: In the middle of nowhere,,,, the boonies.. podunk.. a small country town....

  * e.g.,  ... you wouldn't know it.. it's called capac 

 [ "Capac" ]

3: stands for Cows And Pigs And Chickens..

  * e.g.,  ... Oh yea dude, no idea.... 

 [ "Capac" ]

4: Home of the best damn beer pong players in the world.... thats right baby...

 [ "Capac" ]

5: no its not a movie.. thats kapax bithces..

 [ "Capac" ]

1: A place you will surely regret moving to. A place where the teens boys are jokes. (Douchebags, scum-bags, haters, stuck-up, followers) ALL of them are this way. It's a proven fact! And 55% of the girls are hoes. This is not to be confused with the fact that you could be a virgin who never even kissed a boy at the age of 16 and you would be considered a whore. See 'ignorance'.

  * e.g.,  ... Example #1 

 [ "Capac" ]

2: Population: 40% Redneck

  * e.g.,  ... Heyy babyyy :) 

 [ "Capac" ]

3: 30% Shit Talkers & "Gangsters" (hahahaha)

  * e.g.,  ... Hey :) 

 [ "Capac" ]

4: 20% Whore

  * e.g.,  ... Your so cute! I wanna get to know you better :) 

 [ "Capac" ]

5: 5% Emo

  * e.g.,  ... What do you wanna know :) 

 [ "Capac" ]

6: 4% Nerd

  * e.g.,  ... Hmmm... Where do you livee? :) 

 [ "Capac" ]

7: 1% Decent people Decent people are hard to find here. Find one? Keep them around. Hot Spots:

  * e.g.,  ... Capac how about you? 

 [ "Capac" ]

8: Lions Park:

  * e.g.,  ... *hangs up* 

 [ "Capac" ]

9: Known famously for hoes suckin dick in the woods or graffiti on the childrens play things. Winners huh? Andddd that's about it. Now onto the losers you will find in town.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello? Example #2: 

 [ "Capac" ]

10: 'Wanna be gangsters' just roamin the streets. (Sucks not havin a car, huh?) (They act like they're rich kids but they actually live in a small little town house with no air conditioning and a bike rather than a car.)

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah I just moved in here from Capac 

 [ "Capac" ]

11: Hoes that follow the wanna-be's around

  * e.g.,  ... Ohh, thats why..... 

 [ "Capac" ]

12: Decent people (sometimes) Douchebags ( They wear 'funky' sunglasses such as aviators or any other 'fancy' styled eyewear, they dress in skate clothes or hollister. They're not even old enough to buy their own cigarettes. They don't know it but, drivers by scoff at the sight of them. They walk around like they think they're hot shit and/or celebrities. When really no one gives a shit about them. )

  * e.g.,  ... Whats that supposed to mean? 

 [ "capacity" ]

1: the maximum amount that something can contain

  * e.g.,  ... the elevator was full to it's capacity 

 [ "Capac" ]

1: The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above.

  * e.g.,  ... Some woman look up to kate middleton! But this bitch looks up to kim kardashian. Gross. Capac sucks 

 [ "Capac" ]

2: They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww

 [ "Capac" ]

3: Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids. Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'

 [ "Capac" ]

4: This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.

 [ "Capac" ]

1: A place where people think they're gangsta when this town is surrounded by corn. Also known to be very similar to Memphis.

  * e.g.,  ... Memphis kid: Yo wudup 

 [ "Capacibility" ]

1: The abillity to have the capacity for instinctive knowledge.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't get behind the wheel dude, you're wasted!" Yelled Jerry. 

 [ "Capace" ]

1: Capace means that when you have beef with someone, you don't just go and punch him in the face, you give him 2 extra big slaps around the head

  * e.g.,  ... Pizda ta frate nu are ce face , comentezi de mine te iau la capace 

 [ "Capace" ]

2: This word is most used by the Romanian Driller Oltean

 [ "swallage capacity" ]

1: A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth. Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1: Check out that bird! 

 [ "Flux capacity" ]

1: Your Flux Capacity is your ability to take action in the present to positively impact your future.

  * e.g.,  ... What is your flux capacity?