" capability "

 [ "capable" ]

1: Something worthy of caping.

  * e.g.,  ... will: that would be a sick shot with a SpiritCape thomas: it's capable. 

 [ "Fully Capable" ]

1: Someone who can, and will, say the N word, but chooses not to.

  * e.g.,  ... "You would never say it, you don't have the guts" 

 [ "Handi-Capable" ]

1: A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.

  * e.g.,  ... Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped. Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE. 

 [ "capable president" ]

1: Something we yearn for, but can't seem to put into office...

  * e.g.,  ... I would put an example, but seeing as we don't currently have one, I can't! 

 [ "Handy Capable" ]

1: A more politically correct term or the handicapped

  * e.g.,  ... Hey look at that retarded guy... I don't think he can walk Handy capable is a much better term for retarded you know. people don't get offended then 

 [ "Handy capable" ]

1: It’s when someone is not like completely stupid

  * e.g.,  ... “ my dog ran into a glass door he’s handy capable “ 

 [ "Bo-Capable" ]

1: When one achieves something most people would consider impossible or unachievable. Successfully completing an act that would be considered insane, while sane.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that was so Bo-Capable did you really just jump that semi truck?! 

 [ "handi-capable" ]

1: Someone that is handicap, and does stuff on there own.

  * e.g.,  ... “I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.” 

 [ "Cognitive Capability Fabrication" ]

1: An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

  * e.g.,  ... P1: I wish I had superpowers. 

 [ "selective capability disorder" ]

1: Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:

  * e.g.,  ... My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me! 

 [ "selective capability disorder" ]

2: (1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested

 [ "selective capability disorder" ]

3: (2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however

 [ "selective capability disorder" ]

4: (3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions

 [ "selective capability disorder" ]

5: (4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times