" canister "

 [ "Canister" ]

1: A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: Everything alright Fred? 

 [ "canisteer" ]

1: A person full of bull poo poo

  * e.g.,  ... That group sitting over there, are canisteer...all of them. Be careful, step over the canister they just dropped. 

 [ "whats in the canister" ]

1: I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

  * e.g.,  ... As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask 

 [ "tea canister" ]

1: n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

  * e.g.,  ... If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister? 

 [ "tryhard canister" ]

1: When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

  * e.g.,  ... JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif! 

 [ "Cum Canister" ]

1:  (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

  * e.g.,  ...  Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz. 

 [ "Cum Canister" ]

2:  (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

  * e.g.,  ...  I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night. 

 [ "Canister Shot" ]

1: A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

  * e.g.,  ... "I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts" 

 [ "douche-canister" ]

1: A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

  * e.g.,  ... "Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!" 

 [ "whore canister" ]

1:  A retort or reply to hoebag A long, pringle-like container, in which to store whores.

  * e.g.,  ... "If I'm a hoebag, than you are a whore canister!" "Yo, dogg. I brought my whore canister with me, filled with all my whores!" 

 [ "sperm canister" ]

1: A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

  * e.g.,  ... Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!