" campsite "

 [ "campsite" ]

1: What happens when a group of males gets collectively horny and each starts pitching a tent.

  * e.g.,  ... Ms. Dusek is the hottest Hot Teacher on campus. Whenever she's teaching a class, the room becomes a total campsite! 

 [ "Campsite" ]

1: A spot where two or more teammates sit and wait for the enemy to run by as an easy target to kill. Usually this group of campers like to remake Brokeback Mountain and have very intense anal sex in their tents at their campsites when nobody is around. AKA these guys are fags.

  * e.g.,  ... UnoBlackFinger: God damn their whole team is camping their asses off! XjojobonjrX: What fags. UnoBlackFinger: Meet me over by the truck. Let's wreck this campsite! 

 [ "Campsite rule" ]

1: coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.

  * e.g.,  ... i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex. 

 [ "Campsite Rule" ]

1: An old rule for campers. “Leave the campsite better than you found it.” Many also apply it to other parts of their lives.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack: Thanks for filling up my tank after you borrowed my car last week. 

 [ "sex campsite" ]

1: Campsite solely for the pumpy de rumpy

  * e.g.,  ... Let’s go to a sex campsite with grandma! 

 [ "STD Campsite" ]

1: A dumb natty ass girl who has so many STD's she passes them on to every one she meets. She needs to be a leper and go live in the mountains by herself before she infects anyone else. Her name usually starts with "k" and is a complete douche bag!

  * e.g.,  ... Dumbass Mother Fucker: Man she is so nice I really liker her. Voice of Reason: Dude that girls is an STD Campsite! 

 [ "Portuguese Campsite" ]

1: When multiple women make a tipi on a lying man's face or chest out of freshly used tampons. Similar to a bukkake, only different.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit, man. It was fucking crazy. I was at this party and there were these bitches doing a Portuguese Campsite on this fat dude's man-tits! 

 [ "Campsite whore" ]

1: An object in which everyone in the entire campsite wants a ride.

  * e.g.,  ... "Your quad is such a campsite whore!!" 

 [ "Mc Craven's Campsite" ]

1: A very good campsite

  * e.g.,  ... Mc Craven's campsite, yoks napaka angas! 

 [ "Hollywood campsite" ]

1: After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.

  * e.g.,  ... After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.