" calamitous "

 [ "calamite" ]

1: Calamite was briefly, and infrequently, used as a euphemism for homosexuality early in the 20th Century. It referred to a group of Walt Whitman's poems that celebrated love between men, the Calamus cluster.

  * e.g.,  ... craig: 'not only am i gay, im a calamite.' 

 [ "Down Calamitous" ]

1: This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices." epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"* 

 [ "Calamitous" ]

1: involved with disaster, chaos and catastrophe

  * e.g.,  ... The collapse of the huge shopping mal; was utterly calamitous. 

 [ "Christopher calamitous" ]

1: When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

  * e.g.,  ... Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.