" bypassed "

 [ "Bypassing" ]

1: Bypassing is when somebody misspells a word on purpose to avoid detection from censorship.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: I totally bypassed instagrams detection tactics by misspelling the Lamar: bypassing is not cool man. Not cool ... 

 [ "Bypasser" ]

1: Somebody on Roblox who uploads Decals, Audios, Places, Shirts, T-Shirts, Pants or models that contain things against Roblox terms of service and usually don't remain for too long once they are leaked and reported. A Bypasser is typically well known and are pretty good at bypassing. Bypassers are always finding new methods and baits to sike out the moderation on roblox.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, are you a bypasser? i heard you uploaded a new decal! Bro, he's a bypasser he's so cool. Yeah im a bypasser, check out this cool audio i uploaded. 

 [ "Bypass" ]

1: When one deficates just before a shower and doesn't wipe, but rather goes directly into the shower thus "bypassing" the toilet paper.

  * e.g.,  ... I took a crap before my shower this morning and didn't bother to wipe. I performed a bypass. 

 [ "bypASS" ]

1: Noun: when a fart slips out around a turd that is currently making its way out of the asshole without pushing the turd completely out before it fully escapes. A bypASS can be declared if the fart in question is exiting the anal cavity while the said turd is currently crowning and does not cause any part of the feces to fall into the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... When Valerie was in the midst of dominating a very large shit in the bathroom, a rather large bypASS made its way out of her ass while she had only pushed the tip of the poo out. or... I could not smell how bad my shit was until the bypASS came out and around my turd into the air of the bathroom. 

 [ "Bypass" ]

1: A person that ignores something you say to them and talks about a whole new subject

  * e.g.,  ... eg I tripled texted Dave and he only replied to one part of the message the boy is such a bypass or.. I text her about how I feel and she started talking about food she’s such a bypass 

 [ "bypass" ]

1: Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

  * e.g.,  ... "What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses." 

 [ "Bypasser" ]

1: a late night booty call getter

  * e.g.,  ... dat boy dere is a bypasser. 

 [ "bypassing" ]

1: When you're a guy and you're guy friend defers most of the interaction to his gf or wifey thereby effectively "bypassing" you.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo son why my homeboy J be bypassing me all the time? I'm sick of facebooking with his wifey. 

 [ "Porter Bypass" ]

1: An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

  * e.g.,  ... Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass? 

 [ "Porter Bypass" ]

2: ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

  * e.g.,  ... I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass. 

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

1: The strategy of using spiritual beliefs to avoid facing one's unresolved wounds or unmet needs. A form of avoidance and resistance, the shadow side of spirituality, and the opposite of authenticity. Spiritual Bypassing teaches us to run away from our problems. Examples:

  * e.g.,  ... Jill: "Sarah is going to another Love and Light workshop next week." 

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

2: 1) Just Be Positive (renders shadow work impossible)

  * e.g.,  ... Beth: "Again? Isn't that the tenth time this year?" 

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

3: 2) Blind Compassion (confrontation-phobic attempt at caring)

  * e.g.,  ... Jill: "Yeah, she said it makes her feel good." 

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

4: 3) Pathologizing the Ego (the ego as an obstruction, something to be eliminated)

  * e.g.,  ... Beth: "If it's so good, then why does she need to keep going back?" 

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

5: 4) Non-Duality (removing everything uncomfortable to avoid in-depth psychological work)

  * e.g.,  ... Jill: "It's spiritual bypassing. She's not ready to do the deep inner work yet, so she avoids it by doing all those Love and Light trainings all over the world." 

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

6: 5) Transcendence (escapism)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

7: 6) Magical Thinking (giving unwarranted weight to coincidence. Ex: "everything happens for a reason", over-reliance on "signs")

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

8: 7) Blame Game (the opposite of self-empowerment)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

9: 8) You're Just Projecting (say this to avoid responsibility for your own behaviors)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

10: 9) Avoidance of Anger (a tendency to shun or repress the healthy expression of anger in the guise of spiritual correctness)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

11: 10) Wishful Thinking (the persistent avoidance of professional clinical attention in favor of spiritual solutions that do little to address core wounding)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

12: 11) Karmic Contract Bypass (a tendency to attribute every single event on the planet to universal or soulular intentionality)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

13: 12) Short-Cutting (disguised as permanent solutions to circumvent necessary arduous and time-consuming inner-work)

 [ "Spiritual Bypassing" ]

14: 13) All is One (remaining perpetually focused on unity in an effort to avoid one's particular issues and challenges.