" detoured "

 [ "Detour" ]

1: A spontaneous, quick stop at a friend's or acquaintance's place for a sexual encounter

  * e.g.,  ... I'm stopping at Kesha's house for a detour before going to work 

 [ "Detour" ]

1: A shit town located on the county line of carroll county and frederick county. Consist of 10-15 houses that all look poor and like shit. Alot of whores and pot heads live here.Baically an all American shit town.

  * e.g.,  ... A Redneck town located in Detour MD 

 [ "Detour" ]

1: 1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: 

 [ "Detour" ]

2: 2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 32 

 [ "Green Detour" ]

1:  An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.

  * e.g.,  ... Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!" 

 [ "Himalayan Detour" ]

1: Taking a xanny and edible at the same time

  * e.g.,  ... Rob: Yo you heard what Lauren did? 

 [ "Detour Ahead" ]

1: A pretty kickass band from Michigan that's just starting to get exposure...... apparently they're going to begin recording a new album soon. It's like a mix between Black Sabbath, AC/DC and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

  * e.g.,  ... i saw Detour Ahead at their show on the 4th of July.... 

 [ "Detour,Maryland" ]

1: The chillest place in the entire fucking world. May be small. No not just small its so small you can see one side to another. There is a large Pot presence in Detour everyone smokes. Though some bitches if you keep it on the DL everything is fine. There is also a large diversity in people. No not really just alot of Stoners, even a 79 year old hippie stoner. Little store and theres a plus ONE black person thats like 7 so yeah check it out man.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex.1: Dude i was at this place called Detour,Maryland, Hella chill other dude: where? Original dude: Detour man theres like 50 people that live there' Other dude from before: cool ( Wtf he must be stoned ) 

 [ "red detour" ]

1: Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

  * e.g.,  ... My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour 

 [ "Dirty Detour" ]

1: Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.

  * e.g.,  ... I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour. 

 [ "San Francisco Detour" ]

1: A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected. Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."