" bowers "

 [ "bowers" ]

1: Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.

  * e.g.,  ... The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone. 

 [ "bowers" ]

1: A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning 

 [ "bowers" ]

1: The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

  * e.g.,  ... I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers. 

 [ "bowers" ]

1: the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

  * e.g.,  ... tracy dropped out school. 

 [ "bower" ]

1: Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.

  * e.g.,  ... When he heard the news that he got a 0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower. 

 [ "Bowered" ]

1: 'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.

  * e.g.,  ... Regardez mon visage! Regardez mon visage! 

 [ "Bowers" ]

1: The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

  * e.g.,  ... That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers 

 [ "Bower" ]

1: Usually a man that is homosexual and bows over to have gay sex

  * e.g.,  ... "I heard Nick is a Bower" 

 [ "bowering" ]

1: An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy

  * e.g.,  ... "You are such a Bowering" 

 [ "Bowers" ]

1:  The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.

  * e.g.,  ... ex.1: Stephen: What did you think of her?