" awnings "

 [ "Awning" ]

1: Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

  * e.g.,  ... My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis. 

 [ "Awn" ]

1: A quirky way of spelling on, normally used when asking whats happening

  * e.g.,  ... What is going awn ?? 

 [ "awning" ]

1: ( on-ING ) a structure that is fastened to the building and made of cloth canvas to protect houses from the sun or rain.

  * e.g.,  ... There's an awning on the house. 

 [ "awned" ]

1: The equivalent of "pwned" for dvorak-layout keyboards.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "WTF? someone switched my keyboard layout on me!" 

 [ "awned" ]

2: This is because on a dvorak layout, instead of the p key being right next to the o, the a key is right next to the o.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "haha, awned." 

 [ "Awn" ]

1: A way on describing something that is awesome or cool a.k.a on or 🔛 but with funky spelling

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that girl Emma Bedford bro she’s so awn! 

 [ "Awn" ]

1: A yawn you really can't be bothered to do so you only put half effort in

  * e.g.,  ... He was so lazy he didn't even yawn properly he just sat there awning 

 [ "Awning" ]

1: Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

  * e.g.,  ... Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore. 

 [ "cum awnings" ]

1: Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

  * e.g.,  ... I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs. 

 [ "Fat Awning" ]

1: When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

  * e.g.,  ... You could set up camp under that guys fat awning! 

 [ "Dre-Awn" ]

1: Dat nigga u don't wanna fuck wit cause he'll kill u wit his extension cord

  * e.g.,  ... Dre-Awn bout to kick yo ass if u don't back tf up