" bouquet "

 [ "Bouquet" ]

1: The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.

  * e.g.,  ... I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet. 

 [ "Bouquet" ]

2: Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.

 [ "Bouqueting" ]

1: When two men enjoy mutual masturbation using one hand until simultaneous ejaculation is achieved.

  * e.g.,  ... Hubert: I had a great bouqueting session with Tim last night. Jim: Yeah, I heard. Hubert: Sozzles. 

 [ "Bouquet" ]

1: To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

  * e.g.,  ... I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun. 

 [ "Bouquet" ]

1: Bouquet is the one of the known gift for your loved one.Althought it's fashion never ends

  * e.g.,  ... Bouquets can have any beautiful kind of flower 

 [ "Bouquet" ]

1: A Bouquet is the collective noun for a group of vaginas.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend and I were downtown, celebrating the SlutWalk while Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here." 

 [ "Bouquet" ]

1: The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now." "Bouquet them and let them know!" 

 [ "Bouquet" ]

1: When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.

  * e.g.,  ... *farts* 

 [ "bouquet of humanity" ]

1: The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

  * e.g.,  ... Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common! 

 [ "albanian bouquet" ]

1: A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

  * e.g.,  ... If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet. 

 [ "Roadside Bouquet" ]

1: A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.