" boredom "

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1: If your only reading up on this because your bored, add a thumbs up!

  * e.g.,  ... (\_/) 

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1: A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

  * e.g.,  ... I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it? 

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2: There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

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3: Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

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1: The only reason I am writing this definition.

  * e.g.,  ... kid 1:God I hate boredom. 

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1: What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition.

  * e.g.,  ... A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours. 

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2: What I am currently suffering from.

  * e.g.,  ... Boredom is boring (so is this definition.) 

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1: sucks. the act of having nothing to do. except wordsleep/word

  * e.g.,  ... boredom kills. 

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1: An emotional condition suffered mostly by American teens with too much spare time and little or no imagination or motivation.Most surprisingly,boredom is reported by those with the most privilege and the most options for utilization of idle time.Boredom is not usually documented in third world countries because boredom is replaced by hunger.

  * e.g.,  ... The psychologist said the only thing wrong with my daughter is boredom. 

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1: feeling inattentive and very disinterested in the current environment, also weary from nothing ever happening, your spirit has died off, and the world is conspiring to bring your life to an unprecedented level of nothing to do. Followed by a "couldn't care less" attitude.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally, had nothing to do because everything was 1) already done 2) didn't interest her. Thus: boredom. 

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1: The first step on the road to relapse.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm fuckin' bored, man! And boredom's the first step on the road to relapse..." -Jay in clerks 2 

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1: Boredom is a disease that is wide spread and if handled incorrectly, can lead to death. If you suffer from boredom, please consult a friend for help.

  * e.g.,  ... John: I think I'm suffering from boredom, I think I'm going to go skate bord. 

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2: Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from Pandora's Box.

  * e.g.,  ... Stacy: NO, DUNT DO IT. How about you just come over to my house and we talk this case of boredom through. 

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3: Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Thank you Stacy, you may have just saved my life. 

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4: In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see emo) and skate bording (other wise known as punk behavior). These victims of boredom probably were reduced to this level when there PS2 or Xbox 360 was sent in for repairs and all the O'Rielly Facters on Youtube were repeats.

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5: Let me warn you again, if you experience even the slightest hint of boredom, go online and IM a friend for funny conversations in the past, pictures they have taken, or just a good story (possibly one that goes along with the picture).

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1: Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.