" boniface "

 [ "boniface" ]

1: A total scene person who mooches off everyone, but is a nice person all in all. Usually bitchy to their friends and denies it. Totally scene

  * e.g.,  ... sorry i could come over today, my mom was being a total boniface. 

 [ "Boniface" ]

1: A male name of a person with true love, spontaneous and versatile, enjoying congenial association, appreciating the finer things of life, and loving to talk and debate. A strong willed and self-sufficient, not depending on others for encouragement with desire for independence and freedom.

  * e.g.,  ... Boniface is areal man I need in my life 

 [ "Boniface" ]

1: A lord of sexual activities. Many women have been known to fall victim to the sexual prowess of the Boniface, only to have been hospitalized for the ridiculous amounts of pleasure provided by this beast. Very dangerous, you certainly don't want to get on his wrong side.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit, that guy totally just Boniface'd me. 

 [ "Boniface" ]

1:  (verb) The act of burying a mayonnaise jar filled with marbles in your garden in an attempt to keep away vermin.

  * e.g.,  ... e.g (verb) Those damn chipmunks are in for a surprise....I bonifaced them today! 

 [ "Boniface" ]

2:  (noun) A person who believes that buried, strange objects ward off chipmunks, mice, moles, and other various creatures.

  * e.g.,  ...  (noun) My garden is vermin free because I am a boniface.