" birder "

 [ "birder" ]

1: A species of bird watcher. Not as fanatical as a twitcher. A bird will find hours of entertainment sitting by a window or in his car watching the behaviour and interaction of various species of birds.

  * e.g.,  ... My father was a birder, he would sit for hours staring onto the garden watching the flocks of chaffinches that thronged to his feeding table. 

 [ "birder" ]

1: A birder is a lad who laps up attention off the ladies and thinks of themselves as pretty much a big deal. Probably quite good looking, but more importantly, thinks that they're the fittest thing to ever walk the earth. Birders will always have several girls on the go, and probably have different names for all of them. E.g 'wifey', 'baby girl' or 'boo' - this keeps all the women feeling special and thinking that they're the only 1

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: "Hey, u heard of that josh evans?he seems pretty cool" 

 [ "birder" ]

1: An act of killing a Bird (any type of bird - Eagle, Seagull, Pigeon) in any way (Hitting it with a car, Making it explode, Kicking it) with the intent of killing and to ends its life. For the Human definition see murder

  * e.g.,  ... A bird was found dead today, police suspect birder. 

 [ "Birderer" ]

1: Anyone who kills a bird whether intentionally or otherwise. For example; a friend of mine hit a bird today.. and instead of calling her a "bird murderer" in the text that I was typing to her, I consolidated and threw "birderer" at her. I actually think it cheered her bird-killing self up a bit.

  * e.g.,  ... girl driving car: oh crap i think i just hit that bird 

 [ "Birderer" ]

1: Birderer- one who “murders” a bird.

  * e.g.,  ... That bird flew into my car. I feel like a birderer. 

 [ "Birder" ]

1: The ultimate player

  * e.g.,  ... Why is Johnny always getting the best girls? 

 [ "Birder" ]

1: To be a person who shits too long and is always late because of it

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Where the fuck is Mike? 

 [ "Birder" ]

1: A birder is a type of fish similar to how a fisher is a type of bird

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Cal do you see that birder over there in the shallow water? 

 [ "Sickening birder" ]

1: A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder. 

 [ "dead-birder" ]

1: A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.

  * e.g.,  ... The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.