" began "

 [ "Began" ]

1: A bitchy vegan is a began. Normally due to lack of protein intake.

  * e.g.,  ... Rebecca is seems very moody today, yeah I know her began ass didn't have time to harvest roots for breakfast this morning because she over slept. 

 [ "Began" ]

1: Began is a very tall but also dumb person. His IQ varries over time. He can almost be normal but most of the time he is a fucktard, his IQ is from 50 to The only thing that he is normal in is basketball (he succeds because he is 6 foot 4 inches).

  * e.g.,  ... Begane, ti si kretencina jebo ti pas mater Samo odjebi , Begane Jebi se invalidu visoki. 

 [ "Began" ]

1: A subset of a vegan diet, a Began diet consist of only bean products, and beans.

  * e.g.,  ... Aye y’all got any pinto on tap? I’m on that began diet ya feel? 

 [ "Began" ]

1: someone who never skips tricep day no matter the circumstances. It doesn’t matter if the gym is burning down, you get that tricep pump

  * e.g.,  ... oh there’s began working his triceps again 

 [ "Began" ]

1: Vegan that will also eat bacon. Because bacon is King.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m not vegan I’m a began. Double bacon on my B.L.T. Please!!! 

 [ "It never began" ]

1: A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro. Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me. 

 [ "...and so the universe began." ]

1: An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure. A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.

  * e.g.,  ... After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began." See also "FudgeHorn!" 

 [ "Before my life began (BMLB)" ]

1: Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

  * e.g.,  ... Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB) 

 [ "Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change" ]

1: The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

  * e.g.,  ... OH NO! There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down 

 [ "Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator" ]

1: The Name is pretty descriptive already lol but if you need to know........... The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation. Phew, i can breath now!

  * e.g.,  ... OH NO! There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down