" baptisms "

 [ "No baptism" ]

1: Similar to “no cap” but when you use no baptism you don’t want to take back what you said meaning it is true and you don’t regret saying it

  * e.g.,  ... I just fucked that kid up no baptism 

 [ "baptismal" ]

1: When a guy is eating out a woman while giving birth

  * e.g.,  ... you freak!you busted out a baptismal on your dog. 

 [ "baptism" ]

1: a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.

  * e.g.,  ... Betty was getting so turned on watching the guys wrestling team that she asked them if they could baptize her. 

 [ "Baptism" ]

1: When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.

  * e.g.,  ... Its time for your 7pm baptism. Get the shower hot so there is more room for the holy water... 

 [ "Baptism" ]

1: slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism. 

 [ "Baptism" ]

1: The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark stold my cigarette so I gave him a high defenition baptism. 

 [ "Discordian Baptism" ]

1: When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

  * e.g.,  ... "What happened to our theoretical physics professor?" 

 [ "Surrey baptism" ]

1: A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: What you do last weekend? 

 [ "Baptism for the dead" ]

1: A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.

  * e.g.,  ... 1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29, 

 [ "Tijuana Baptism" ]

1: When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

  * e.g.,  ... Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?" Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?" Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee." Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"