" inaugurals "

 [ "inauguration" ]

1: To formally introduce an individual into office

  * e.g.,  ... I never knew who the president was until his inauguration 

 [ "Inauguritis" ]

1: The feeling of anticipation for the inauguration of Barack Obama. In preparing for travel to Washington DC, this includes studying news outlets for predictions and traffic updates. Similar to the endorphin rush experienced by supporters during the campaign.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally: I'm getting ready for my trip to DC for Barack Obama's inauguration and am having trouble focusing on anything else. 

 [ "inaugural" ]

1: marking the beginning of an institution, activity, or period of office.

  * e.g.,  ... "his inaugural concert as music director" synonyms: opening, first, launching, initial, introductory, initiatory, maiden 

 [ "Inauguration Orgasm" ]

1:  Obsessing over President Obama's inauguration or over the Prez himself.

  * e.g.,  ... "Blaine wouldn't shut up about how great Obama's speech was during the inauguration or what an amazing speaker Obama is. I think he was having an Inauguration Orgasm." 

 [ "Inauguration Orgasm" ]

2:  The act of having one's eyes glued to the T.V. screen while watching the inauguration.

 [ "Inauguration Orgasm" ]

3:  Speaking incessively about how great Obama's inauguration was.

 [ "Inaugural pussy" ]

1: Picking up women in DC who are here for the inauguration who you'll never see again.

  * e.g.,  ... theres going to be more out of town strange this weekend then in the last 4 years. Yea inaugural pussy for days. 

 [ "Inaugural Sex" ]

1: Marking the beginning of a strictly sexual relationship with someone. Marking the beginning of a No Strings Attached relationship with someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Question: “You wanna be my side piece?” Answer: “Yes! Let’s celebrate this moment with inaugural sex” 

 [ "inauguration crowd" ]

1: synonym for penis

  * e.g.,  ... The Celebrity Appresident is obsessed with the size of his inauguration crowd. 

 [ "inaugural hog" ]

1: The first dump taken in a newly occupied house or apartment.

  * e.g.,  ... We moved in on Saturday and Steve took the inaugural hog in the master bathroom. 

 [ "inaugural shit" ]

1: A gritty term used to describe the very first dump taken into a newly installed and pristine toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... I walked awestruck into my bathroom, eying my beautiful new porcelain throne, and savoring every moment, slowly unbuckled my belt, dropped my drawers and then thoughtfully placed myself onto the commode to take the coveted inaugural shit. 

 [ "post-inaugural depression" ]

1: The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.

  * e.g.,  ... Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.