" backwaters "

 [ "backwater" ]

1: Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where the hell are we?" 

 [ "Backwater" ]

1: A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.

  * e.g.,  ... If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack. 

 [ "Backwater" ]

1: When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole

  * e.g.,  ... BACKWATER ME BABY 

 [ "Backwater hoe" ]

1: Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently

  * e.g.,  ... This backwater hoe don’t even get it 

 [ "Portland Backwater" ]

1: The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater. Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done. 

 [ "backwater-bastardism" ]

1: A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

  * e.g.,  ... 1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill." 2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!" 

 [ "Backwater Place" ]

1: (N.)

  * e.g.,  ... The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs. 

 [ "Backwater Place" ]

2: A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.

 [ "Backwater Pie" ]

1: (Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases! 

 [ "Backwater Canoeing" ]

1: When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

  * e.g.,  ... I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing! 

 [ "Backwater" ]

1: Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.

  * e.g.,  ... If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.