" backwater "

 [ "backwater" ]

1: Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where the hell are we?" 

 [ "Backwater" ]

1: A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.

  * e.g.,  ... If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack. 

 [ "Backwater" ]

1: When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole

  * e.g.,  ... BACKWATER ME BABY 

 [ "Backwater hoe" ]

1: Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently

  * e.g.,  ... This backwater hoe don’t even get it 

 [ "Portland Backwater" ]

1: The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater. Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done. 

 [ "backwater-bastardism" ]

1: A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

  * e.g.,  ... 1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill." 2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!" 

 [ "Backwater Place" ]

1: (N.)

  * e.g.,  ... The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs. 

 [ "Backwater Place" ]

2: A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.

 [ "Backwater Pie" ]

1: (Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases! 

 [ "backwater swamp" ]

1:  A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.

  * e.g.,  ...  "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry." 

 [ "Backwater" ]

1: Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.

  * e.g.,  ... If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.