" awkwardly "

 [ "awkwardly straight" ]

1: A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

  * e.g.,  ... ) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight." 

 [ "Awkwardly Social" ]

1: Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!! This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...

  * e.g.,  ... You: You're sooooo socially awkward. Me: Actually im awkwardly social... You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity? Me:..... you know it 

 [ "Awkwardly frisky" ]

1: Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.

  * e.g.,  ... "WTF? Why are you touching me?" 

 [ "awkwardly endearing" ]

1: A description accorded to people whose behaviour is by normal standards considered weird or unusual, but is nevertheless deemed to be rather cute. The etymology of this word derives from encounters between one biracial bombshell and one tall, lanky American, the latter for which the term awkwardly endearing was coined for.

  * e.g.,  ... When a boy offers to buy a girl a cup of coffee out of gratitude for her having sent him notes. Although sweet the offer, in saying, "so you can snuggle up a little longer in bed in the morning", it is more than a tad bit weird. In other words, it is awkwardly endearing. 

 [ "awkwardly high" ]

1: When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc.. symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior

  * e.g.,  ... example 1: 

 [ "awkwardly endearing" ]

1: What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.

  * e.g.,  ... When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition. 

 [ "Awkwardly kind" ]

1: Someone so kind yet rapey. “Look at him. He’s being so overly nice and courteous to her. She’s about to get raped.”

  * e.g.,  ... Someone should let her know he’s being so awkwardly kind right now. 

 [ "awkwardly asian" ]

1: when someone is like half asain or a quarter asian, or something you can't really tell. You know that they are something from asia or middle east or what not, its just too hard to tell.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Bro that girl is awkwardly asian 

 [ "awkwardly amazing" ]

1: the act of having something awkward happening that happens to be extremely amazing. like having sex with ur girlfriends hot friends. either out of spit or peer vengefulness. or just because your girlfriends friends want ur nuts

  * e.g.,  ... wow awkwardly amazing i just fucked my girlfriends best friend. nice cha ching.... 

 [ "awkwardly awkward" ]

1: when you're so awkward it cripples you in any situation where you need to speak

  * e.g.,  ... hello and i'm eve please excuse my awkwardly awkward sense of speaking