" astrology "

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1: When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

  * e.g.,  ... 1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!" 2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you." 

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1: A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra! 

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1: The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

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2: An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.

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1: bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?)

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: OMG, he's an aries 

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1: Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Of course you will not find all of these threads marked on a single tapestry in the newspaper. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.

  * e.g.,  ... http://www.astrologyzine.com/ 

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2: The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, or Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is supposed to be more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.

  * e.g.,  ... what-do-skeptics-say- 

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3: Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.

  * e.g.,  ... about-astrology-shtml 

 [ "astrology" ]

1: Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.

  * e.g.,  ... http://www.astrologyzine.com/ 

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2: The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, and Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.

  * e.g.,  ... what-do-skeptics-say- 

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3: Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.

  * e.g.,  ... about-astrology-shtml 

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1: A practice used to determine people’s personalities from the positions of stars and planets during their birthdays. Although it seems harmless, some idiots have used it to justify their hate for certain people.

  * e.g.,  ... Astrology lover: WhEn Is YoUr BiRtHdAy? 

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1: Bullshit

  * e.g.,  ... Astrology is bullshit 

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1: Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back! No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt. Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate. 

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1: Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.

  * e.g.,  ... Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn 

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2: Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.

  * e.g.,  ... Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit 

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3: In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.

  * e.g.,  ... idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck