" aspire "

 [ "Aspire" ]

1: Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl

  * e.g.,  ... This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition! jasonJeffworkoutsweatweights 

 [ "Aspiration" ]

1: The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

  * e.g.,  ... When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats. 

 [ "Aspiring" ]

1: Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something. Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!' 

 [ "aspirations" ]

1: Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

  * e.g.,  ... Be careful not to choke on your aspirations. 

 [ "Aspire" ]

1: To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit" 

 [ "Aspire" ]

2: Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

 [ "Aspire" ]

3: Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

 [ "Aspire" ]

4: Alternative spelling; asspire

 [ "aspirations" ]

1: aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.

  * e.g.,  ... boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub? 

 [ "Aspiring Rapper" ]

1: North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."

  * e.g.,  ... Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window. 

 [ "IITJEE aspirant" ]

1: *To be read in a news reader's monotone*

  * e.g.,  ... Kalpit: (with tears) *whispering* I was an IITJEE aspirant too. 

 [ "IITJEE aspirant" ]

2: (A very Generic definition.) A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India. This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.

  * e.g.,  ... Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning. No one: 

 [ "IITJEE aspirant" ]

3: They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE". Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy. These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins. Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with. Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 93% of applicants. I feel sorry for them.

  * e.g.,  ... Not a soul: 

 [ "IITJEE aspirant" ]

4: I feel sorry for myself.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?! 

 [ "aspiring spinster" ]

1: a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

  * e.g.,  ... Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster. 

 [ "Ford Aspire" ]

1: Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.

  * e.g.,  ... That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick. 

 [ "Ford Aspire" ]

2: Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.