" aspiration "

 [ "Aspire" ]

1: A discord mod. He takes jokes well, unless you threaten his family. He also does literally nothing else unless it is schoolwork

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, look. Isn't that Aspire? Who? I have never heard of him. 

 [ "aspirator" ]

1: A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

  * e.g.,  ... What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood? 

 [ "aspirations" ]

1: aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.

  * e.g.,  ... boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub? 

 [ "Aspire" ]

1: Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl

  * e.g.,  ... This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition! jasonJeffworkoutsweatweights 

 [ "Aspiring" ]

1: Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something. Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!' 

 [ "aspirational" ]

1: Prone to sucking.

  * e.g.,  ... 'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck. 

 [ "aspirational" ]

2: 'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

 [ "aspirations" ]

1: Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

  * e.g.,  ... Be careful not to choke on your aspirations. 

 [ "Aspiration" ]

1: The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

  * e.g.,  ... When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats. 

 [ "Aspire " ]

1: To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit" 

 [ "Aspire " ]

2: Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

 [ "Aspire " ]

3: Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

 [ "Aspire " ]

4: Alternative spelling; asspire

 [ "Aspire Technologies" ]

1: Aspire technologies is a corporation that is known for creating games, such as the popular 'power cor5e facility. The company was founded by AzureVirtual

  * e.g.,  ... player 1: want to play an aspire technologies game