" artifact "

 [ "artifact" ]

1: An item or object.

  * e.g.,  ... "this crown of the deep artifact gives me +4 to charisma" 

 [ "artifact" ]

2: used in various fantasy settings to portray objects that have some sort of magical power or innert ability.

  * e.g.,  ... "frodo,we must destroy this artifact for the good ofmiddle earth" 

 [ "artifact" ]

1: That Game Valve Made That Nobody Asked For

  * e.g.,  ... Cody:Have You Heard About That Game Artifact 

 [ "artifact" ]

1: A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

  * e.g.,  ... The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact 

 [ "artifaction" ]

1:  Appearance

  * e.g.,  ... Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat 

 [ "artifaction" ]

2:  Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.

  * e.g.,  ... Fashion guru: So garish! 

 [ "artifaction" ]

3:  A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... Kiko: Quiet! 

 [ "Artifact" ]

1:  Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration. 

 [ "Artifact" ]

2:  An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.

 [ "Artifact" ]

3:  An alternative fact.

 [ "artifact children" ]

1: Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

  * e.g.,  ... "There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do." 

 [ "JPEG Artifacts" ]

1: When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

  * e.g.,  ... I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts. 

 [ "Cum Artifact" ]

1: A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them. The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed? 

 [ "Roger that artifact" ]

1: Another phrase for Ok Boomer

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: dinner is ready. 

 [ "Roger that artifact" ]

2: Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

  * e.g.,  ... Son: roger that artifact 

 [ "Indian artifact" ]

1: A discarded liquor bottle.

  * e.g.,  ... "The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"