" après "

 [ "Après cunt" ]

1: Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

  * e.g.,  ... "I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice." 

 [ "Après cunt" ]

2: Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

 [ "Après fart" ]

1: An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

  * e.g.,  ... Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart. 

 [ "Après ski" ]

1: a time to get sauced after a hard day of skiing or riding. Be sure to look for ski bunnies migrating towards the bar during this time of day. They're easy!

  * e.g.,  ... i'm done throwing switch rodeos, let's hit the bar for some apres ski. 

 [ "Après Hours" ]

1: Your favorite ready-to-drink Espresso Martini. Combines daytime fuel and a wind down buzz. They used to say don't f*ck with the classic but Après Hours shakes things up.

  * e.g.,  ... You used to be my cup of tea, but now I drink Après Hours Après Hours: the one she told you not to worry about. 

 [ "Après ski" ]

1: When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place? 

 [ "après-pool" ]

1: That lewk that you make when you're done swimming, but not done chillin by the pool/beach. Think pink and orange cocktails, impractical earrings, and lots of slightly see through clothing.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm not planning on swimming to long, so my après-pool lewk has to be on point. 

 [ "Après-Ski Jellybean Scream" ]

1: To achieve successful female orgasm, usually accompanied by loud moans or screams, through finger stimulation of the clitoris—often after a long day of skiing or snowboarding

  * e.g.,  ... Rex: "Bro what happened to you and Emily when we all hit the hot-tub after the slopes?" 

 [ "« après la pluie, le batton »" ]

1: is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!

  * e.g.,  ... Ania: « je suis triste » 

 [ "après skill" ]

1: your après skill comes to light after a turn of events, an intervention, crisis management.

  * e.g.,  ... "i havent had the pleasure yet of getting to know my après skill as i am to surmount la crise."