" appetency "

 [ "Appetizer" ]

1: Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

  * e.g.,  ... Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer. 

 [ "appetize" ]

1: To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)

  * e.g.,  ... That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize. 

 [ "Appetizing" ]

1: Appealing or tempting

  * e.g.,  ... That p**** is appetizing 

 [ "appetence" ]

1: To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

  * e.g.,  ... "The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks 

 [ "Appetizer" ]

1: The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.

  * e.g.,  ... Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner. 

 [ "appetizer" ]

1: A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course? 

 [ "Appetizer" ]

1: What idiots call an appetiser. What is an appetiser? What idiots call a starter

  * e.g.,  ... A: I'm going to have an appetizer of nachos. 

 [ "appetent" ]

1: A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.

  * e.g.,  ... "become more apetent (sic) for females!" 

 [ "Appetized" ]

1: The same thing as hungry, but I hate Aviya.

  * e.g.,  ... "Seeing all these human feces is making me really appetized! And I hate Aviya!" 

 [ "Amsterdam Appetizer" ]

1: The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

  * e.g.,  ... I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.