" apparition "

 [ "apparition" ]

1: A type of ghost. This ghost is usually confused with mirages and hallucinations. This ghost is one you can only see. Comes in ball, shadow or full detail form.

  * e.g.,  ... Apparitions are only ghost that have the power to show themselves by visionary means. 

 [ "Apparition Litigation" ]

1: For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.

  * e.g.,  ... Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell. Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand! Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz? Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice... 

 [ "workplace apparitions" ]

1: A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

  * e.g.,  ... This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions. 

 [ "wario apparition" ]

1: Wario apparition is a Super Mario 64 theory, derived from a creepypasta post on 4chan. In that post the Wario apparition was described as a large, floating Wario head which chases you down a hallway and draws its powers from mental instability. Once its powers reach a certain point, it escapes from the game and causes memory loss to the player. Disclamer: this isn't actually a real thing

  * e.g.,  ... The Wario Apparition is something of a legend in the SM64 community. 

 [ "Pi Apparition" ]

1: When the ghost or spirit of the number π would appear to some lucky mathematicians or math educators to reveal to them some of her sexy numerical, geometric, or trigonometric properties—when they least expect her to visiting them, while experiencing an aha!

  * e.g.,  ... Unlike demonic apparitions that petrify even diehard Proud Boys “patriots,” pi apparitions are welcomed by both the mathematical brethren and the numerological fraternity. 

 [ "Wario Apparition" ]

1: You want fun? Wario show you fun!

  * e.g.,  ... "Type an example of how it's used in a sentence..." No. Oh wait, I need to put Wario Apparition here? Okay. 

 [ "Wario Apparition" ]

2: Because this thing is popular for some reason. It's a disembodied Wario head that can supposedly appear in Super Mario 64 and give people stroke-like symptoms and memory loss.

 [ "Apparitional Corporate Leadership" ]

1: Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs. 

 [ "Amish Anal Apparition" ]

1: Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay

  * e.g.,  ... I used “Amish Anal Apparition” for revenge on my boyfriend for “Ghost Sex”. 

 [ "Amish Anal Apparition" ]

2: As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”

 [ "Amish Anal Apparition" ]

3: During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.

 [ "Amish Anal Apparition" ]

4: You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned

 [ "Mona Apparition" ]

1: The Mona Apparition is that a popular character called "Mona" Appears in every image

  * e.g.,  ... The Mona Apparition scares me 

 [ "Marioan Apparition" ]

1: Marioan Apparition, is my joke, on the famous Marian Apparition, of a miraculous image, of The Virgin Mary, and a joke, of Nintendo's Mario. This is when you see ,Mario merchandise, in places, where Nintendo gear, are not sold, or even when you see them, in places, which support Nintendo's rivals, such as Microsoft, and Sony.

  * e.g.,  ... I saw a Marioan Apparition, in Hallmark, since I saw there, some Toad plushies. I also saw one, in Target, since it has Goomba plushies.